NOTCH NUTS
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THE WORLD'S MOST IMPORTANT MAC NOTCH TOY

LOOK AT THIS
NUTZ DEAL!

ONE SACK. TWO BALLS. ZERO DIGNITY.

They hang from your MacBook notch. They swing when you slap them. Your meeting can wait.

DOWNLOAD FOR MAC PUT NUTZ ON A WEBSITE

Free. Signed. Notarized. Built for Apple silicon.

LIVE DEMO IS HANGING UP THERE. Move to the top. Grab a ball. Give it a good slap.

HOW IT WORKS ↓

THE MAC MENU BAR HAS BEEN TOO QUIET

MAKE YOUR NOTCH
DO SOMETHING STUPID.

Notch Nuts lives at the top of your Mac screen. Open it, pick your angle, then pretend this was a normal use of your computer.

  • Hangs from the MacBook notch
  • Two balls. Separate swings. Real nonsense.
  • Built for macOS
$0
FOREVER

BUY NUTZ

CERTIFIED MAC NUTZ

DOWNLOAD NOTCH NUTS
OR

Apple checked the paperwork. The nuts may proceed.

FOR WEBSITES WITH TOO MUCH RESTRAINT

PUT NUTZ
ON THE INTERNET.

One tiny script. A polite, isolated hanging accessory. It will not eat your page controls. It will eat your page's self-respect.

Also ships with fuzzy dice. Same rope. Different bad decision.

PASTE THIS. GET NUTZ.

<script src="https://notchnuts.com/widget/notch-nuts.js" data-notch-nuts defer></script>

Need dice? Use data-preset="fuzzy-dice".

THE APP IS FREE. BAD HABITS ARE NOT.

FUND THE NEXT
BAD DECISION.

Notch Nuts costs nothing. If it made you laugh, throw a few quid in the ashtray and keep the nonsense hanging.

PICK YOUR POISON

BUY ME A BEER BUY ME A CIGARETTE

Voluntary tips only. No beer, cigarettes, perks, or other goods are supplied. The app stays free either way.

ACT NOW! OR DO NOT!

YOUR NOTCH DESERVES
BETTER HANGERS.

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