01
GRAVITY
Earth had a default. We took that personally.
PRIVATE RESEARCH. PUBLIC INDECENCY.
WE PUT THE
NUTZ IN A LAB.
17 SLIDERS. 7 PRESETS. 2 BALLS. NO ADULTS.
We built a full physics lab to make two novelty balls hang better from a laptop. Your tax money was not involved. Somehow.
VIEW THE EVIDENCE ↓REAL APP
✦REAL PHYSICS
✦QUESTIONABLE GRANT FUNDING
LIVE FOOTAGE FROM THE TEST SACK
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE TWO BALLS 17 SLIDERS.
DO NOT LICK
THE GLASS
THE GLASS
THE PEER REVIEW WENT POORLY
BUILT BY FEEL.
DEFENDED WITH NUMBERS.
Move a slider and the live rig changes at once. Then slap it. Then nod at the readouts like any of this was planned.
02
FIRMNESS
Stop sniggering. This is serious ball science.
03
SLAP POWER
Because clicking gently teaches us nothing.
ONE BAD IDEA. SEVEN PROFESSIONAL SETTINGS.
CHOOSE HOW YOUR NUTZ MISBEHAVE.
PRODUCTION
The sensible pair. Disappointing.
RIGID HITCH
For people who iron their jeans.
SUPER SQUISH
Emotionally available physics.
PINBALL
No adult supervision.
MOON HANG
Gravity is between jobs.
QUICK SETTLE
Back to work. Allegedly.
LOOSE CRUISER
Pub lunch physics.
SCIENCE
ISH
ISH
THE FINAL RESULT
ALL THIS TO MAKE THEM
DANGLE BETTER.
The Physics Lab lives inside the Mac app. The dignity lives elsewhere.
GO BACK TO THE NUTZ